A Football Thing

(Josh & Ike are sitting on a couch watching a football game acting like regular guys)

Ike: Come on Bucks! Come on Bucks! Here we go! Here we go!

Josh: Alright. Back to the bowl baby. Back to the bowl.

Ike: If they keep playing like this….

Josh: Oh oh he’s going long. Up top! Up top!

Ike: He’s open! He’s open!

Josh & Ike: Yeah!!
(High five and bump chests)

Josh: Now we got something going. That’s what I’m talking about!

Ike: My bucks! My bucks! more a beer?

Josh: No. I’m cool thanks. I got to meet up with Susan later. Dinner with the parents.

Ike: Ooo dinner with the parents…did that last week with Kelly. Good luck dude.

Josh: Check it out (about football game)

Ike: Oh! Oh!

Josh: Keep going! Keep going!

Ike: Touchdown!! Touchdown!!

Josh: Yeah!! Yeah!!
(High five and make out)
(Josh pushes ike away)

Josh: Woo! Hey wha-wha-what was that? What just happened?

Ike: Tch. th-the bucks scored.

Josh: Noo!!…the other part

Ike: Th-the part about my tongue in your mouth?

Josh: Yeah…yeah that part

Ike: It was nothing

Josh: Right..uh … it was just a thing

Ike: Yeah

Josh: A football thing. It happens all the time.

Ike:Ya think so?

Josh: No way!

Ike:So..uh..are we gay?

Josh: No! no! (shrugs eyebrows a bit) I dunno…were you excited?

Ike: No!…Yes..a little bit. I was a little bit excited. Ugh! Does that make me gay?

Josh:No!..hm…yea..a little bit…a little bit..little bit gay

Ike:So we’re a little bit gay?!

Josh: Yea. Well no! no! We’re two guys..got excited..made out.

Ike: Still sounds a little gay to me man.

Josh:Yeah….look at this (back to game)
Josh: Special T! (dunno??)

Ike: They got it! They got it!
(Make out..again. josh like picks up ike)

Ike: What the hell? What the hell is going on?!?!

Josh: Uh..i think we’re gay..

Ike:Think so?

Josh: Uh..yeah. big time man…. big time.

Ike:So..whadda we do?

Josh: I dunno..uh?..We’re new. I’m a new gay.

Ike: Should we go to a..a gay bar?

Josh: I dunno. Can..can you go when you’re new?

Ike:Should we light some scented candles?

Josh: Right right..no! no! Not candles. Man.we’re not gay! (back to tv) Look. Cheerleaders. That’s what we’re all about man. Short shorts and bouncing hooters. We are not gay.

Ike: No way.
Ike: (starts to dance a little..so does josh)Shake that. shake that. Yeah.Woo. And shake it. And shake it. (etc)
(Josh and Ike start to grind)
(Josh stops dancing)

Ike: Im gay! Im gay! (still dancing) Really gay…this is gay!

Josh: Wait. Whoa whoa whoa stop! Wait!.. Wait!.. Wait! Man. Look. I dunno what’s goin on here.. k? But just cuz a couple guys kiss and uh… uh dance a little and grope each other and one whispers to the other, “ I know you’re a man but imma treat you like a lady.” ..that doesn’t make em gay.

Ike: When did that happen?

Josh: Look…I gotta get over to Susan’s. You’re not gonna be weird about this are you?

Ike: No…are you?

Josh: No.

Ike: alright.
Ike: (back to tv) Come on go! Go!

Josh & Ike: Yeah!!
(Try to kiss and touch each other but are hesitant and don’t)

Josh: I gotta gay. I mean… I gotta go.

Ike: Alright..no.
(Josh kisses Ike..just a peck on the lips)

Josh: (exiting) See ya.

Ike: See ya.
(Ike jumps on couch and kicks legs)